samanthaaajoy:

a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back…

This is so beyond heart breaking, yet so extremely powerful. Never forget to tell your family, friends, and others you love them. It may be the last time you do so!

I’m sobbing.

this makes me want to cry for days 

😢 crying

Fuckkkk

3 months ago1,415,295 plays
apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

Marielle you cant.. you can’t like this guy… .-.

When it comes to guys, I can get pretty dirty and flirty. But then when i like the guy.. I get scared. I get scared because what if they don’t like that type of girl? What if i end up pushing them away? Like a lot of guys “say” that they want someone who isn’t like that. So every time i talk to someone i like. i make sure  im not a girl who seems to be ALWAYS dtf. I respect myself and shit..

wuchagunnadoboutit:


green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.
Hmm..







I dont know if I can top that.





hold on I got this




i would totally get this. 








omfg





this is my favourite post on tumblr





IT GOT BETTER

 

wuchagunnadoboutit:

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

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I dont know if I can top that.

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hold on I got this

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i would totally get this. 

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omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

IT GOT BETTER


 

carbonated-milk:

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

chokedbby:

this is what they call food porn

OMGGGG I need this

dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck